Username
Password
It's all about the talk man. Be all d00d my moped is badass i put this turbocooler on it so now its almost as fast as my grand-ma's electric wheelchair. D00D THATS AWESOME! wanna hear it? FUCK YEAH! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeerp crash OH FUCK GRAND MA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nah see you have to embelish it. "A biker gang armed with knives and chainsaws brutally attacked my grand ma so i hopped on my road warrior road after them straight of the side of a cliff. I climbed back up the cliff and killed every last one of them with 3 worms and a straw."
you have to humilate them. The third worm was for sexual poses i then mailed to their families