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to much phone sex
« on: October 23, 2009, 05:22:07 PM »
i have realized there is something wrong here. i have passed up having real sex (2 weekends in a row) because of phone sex. i have spent to much time on the phone fucking guys i have met on css. that is just wrong! it might have something to do with the last time i was in a hotel with a guy. i was left tied up and wasnt freed til the maid knocked on the door, several times to clean the room. that was so embarrassing. i never want to repeat that, although thats not the 1st time that has happened to me. now today, well just a lil bit ago. im on the phone, yes you know doing what, and the local news guy comes on. i look over my pillows and see a tattoo gun. so i reach to the remote to turn it up and the news, guy is talking about giving pink ribbon free tattoos. i start to think, i need to hurry this up so i can go tell mominator about this. That is when i realized i am having to much phone sex.   
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 05:28:08 PM »
damn......i didnt think it was possible to have too much of ANY kind of sex....
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 05:30:37 PM »
yea interesting but idk what phone sex is like so i cant say a whole lot
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 05:40:58 PM »
hahaha that made me laugh hard, thanks!!
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 05:44:35 PM »
i wont lie i've done it too O_O xD
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 05:46:43 PM »
All I can say is "wow"
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »
I had phone sex with a guy who turned out to be psychotic.
Glad I didn't further that relationship.
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 06:24:09 PM »
HE MIGHT OF HAD A RAZOR SEVEN WAT WERE U THINKING
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 06:25:32 PM »
Considering razors cant get through phones, I felt safe.
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 06:36:57 PM »
HahahahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahahahhahaha.

I've done it too!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;D
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shadowofdeath

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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2009, 06:39:58 PM »
WHAT IF IT WAS A CUT THROUGH THE PHONE RAZOR?? we all know those crazy chinese have some fucked up inventions
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2009, 06:43:17 PM »
True True
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2009, 06:47:59 PM »
True...

Well they also would have invented an slab + stab proof neck and face guard attachment for the phone, so I'd be safe :)
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2009, 07:16:38 PM »
Y'all r some fucked up people especially shadow.
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Re: to much phone sex
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2009, 08:06:22 PM »
y because we enjoy a lil phone sex now and then?
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