omg that is not the story......
so now i get to tell it properly.
my grand daughter had deritos in her lunch box and didnt eat them. so she gave them to her granny (me). the thing is i knew they were kinda old already and had been smashed up. so they hung around my bed for a long time. and one day i said shit and opened them up and ate them. shared them with her too.
what even made you think of this story dank