Wow... yeah he is stupid and should have done some research. Worst thing he could have done was drink water. It doesn't do anything except spread the burn. Twice a week I try this:

Depending on who you ask they'll say it's between 1 million and 2.5 million depending on the amount of capsaicin.
I got a few guys at my work to try it and they were in tears ect ect ect. However I had them sign a waiver and I has to sign a waiver to buy it. Going to get some 5 million and 7 million stuff. If you have too much you can go into cardiac arrest, anal bleeding, and gum receding. Stuff is no joke! Also my signature is the chemical structure for capsaicin.