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how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« on: January 21, 2012, 11:24:24 PM »
ok so today, i was really gassy, and my farts really smelt bad.
So i started brainstorming on ideas about how to make them smell better without carrying around a febreeze can around with me wherever i go
then i thought about how you can mask the smell of weed by using a sheet of fabric softener and an empty toilet paper roll and blowing the smoke into it
so i decided to put a sheet of fabric softener in my pants between my underwear and my pants right behind my ass crack and waited for a fart
and then when i farted......... IT WORKED!!!!!
it made my farts smell like freshly washed sheets
so now Im gonna try making a little pouch on the back of my underwear to hold sheets of fabric softener
i think i can make money off of these
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 11:36:31 PM »
Only you, Rambo... xD
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 12:44:04 AM »
Omg lol rambo!! XD.
~But that's kind of something you would only think up. :P
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2012, 03:13:38 AM »
Someone give this guy a goddamn medal. xD
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 06:01:29 AM »
haha just need a catchy name now...it'll be awesome if you do make money off of it...ive seen stranger inventions do well xD
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2012, 08:39:45 AM »
you made an ass-sploof? lmfao
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 08:45:05 AM »
rambo - saving air quality one fart at a time.
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2012, 11:43:33 AM »
instead of the tube, cant you just place the laundry fabric inbetween your buttcheeks, making sure it is covering the hole, and tape it down?
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2012, 11:48:31 AM »
LMAO XD
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2012, 11:53:09 AM »
Quote from: [NotD] d-rex on January 22, 2012, 11:43:33 AM
instead of the tube, cant you just place the laundry fabric inbetween your buttcheeks, making sure it is covering the hole, and tape it down?
thats wat i did lol
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2012, 12:01:39 PM »
ahh very nice!! its like a scented man pad now!!
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2012, 03:43:36 PM »
3 words

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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 04:17:42 PM »
I WILL TAKE 5 OFF THESE RIGHT NOW
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Re: how to make ur farts smell like freshly washed sheets
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2012, 05:33:59 AM »
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