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Oww Oww Oww
« on: September 13, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »
Well lastnight I learned that doorjambs are harder than shoulders. I broke my collarbone knocking in a door and omg it hurts so bad. I broke the otherside of my collarbone before and it didnt hurt near this bad. but anyways always use your foot to kick in a door.

Maybe I will just tell people i wrecked my harley at sturgis.
or jumped in front of a train to save two puppies, and a kitten.

The icing on the cake is that my health insurance expired at the beginning of the month and the bill 'going to be about(quote from nurse, why the fuck cant they give me a solid number) $1000'. thats $1000 for 2 xrays, a perscription for hydrocodone, a sling for my arm and them telling me my shoulder is broken.

WTF!
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 11:44:40 AM »
Ouch Got Shot! that sounds seriously bad im so sorry hope u get well soon :-*
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 01:08:47 PM »
Damn, dude! What the hell were you trying to do, break into someone's house? Lol.

Sucks to hear you injured yourself, get better soon. And no more ramming into doors! xD
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 01:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Ganryu on September 13, 2011, 01:08:47 PM
Damn, dude! What the hell were you trying to do, break into someone's house? Lol.

Sucks to hear you injured yourself, get better soon. And no more ramming into doors! xD

I tired to bash one of my own doors in and got a 2 inch peice of metal throught my leg.  :-\ :-\ :'( It hurt like a Mofo.

and get better Got! IT hurts BRO!
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 01:27:46 PM »
OUCHHHHH Got, that sucks   :'(
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 02:35:05 PM »
This reminds me when i was around 8 years old i climbed fences a ton and then my shoe got caught on the fence and in about 10 seconds i fell and broke my collarbone  :P

hope you feel better soon though shot  ::)
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2011, 03:35:42 PM »
Im pretty sure you have to be lespy sized to throw yourself threw a door.
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2011, 06:57:14 PM »
Oh I broke the door but i broke myself too. The doctor said when i broke my collarbone in juniorhigh that there was a 95% chance i would break it again so now I broke it in the exact same place on the opposite side XD. I dont know anyone else stupid enough to have broken a bone by purposfully ramming an inanimate object, unless you count my cat always loosing fights to peices of string and ball point pens :P
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 03:55:25 PM »
Damn well I finally got out of the house today and women are much nicer when youre wearing a sling and hobbling around in pain. Why cant women be this nice all the time, are men really that intimidating?
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 05:47:34 PM »
Quote from: [NotD] GoT_ShOt on September 13, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
  Well lastnight I learned that doorjambs are harder than shoulders. I broke my collarbone knocking in a door and omg it hurts so bad. I broke the otherside of my collarbone before and it didnt hurt near this bad.  but anyways always never use your foot to kick in a door.

  Maybe I will just tell people i wrecked my harley at sturgis.
or jumped in front of a train to save two puppies, and a kitten.

The icing on the cake is that my health insurance expired at the beginning of the month and the bill 'going to be about(quote from nurse, why the fuck cant they give me a solid number) $1000'. thats $1000 for 2 xrays, a perscription for hydrocodone, a sling for my arm and them telling me my shoulder is broken.

WTF!

Quote from: Bubberto The 3RD on September 13, 2011, 01:27:06 PM
I tired to bash one of my own doors in and got a 2 inch peice of metal throught my leg.    :-\ :-\ :'( It hurt like a Mofo.

and get better Got! IT hurts BRO!

(cough) sledgehammer (cough)
Never leave home without it..... literally.
And using your foot just makes your knee turn out like your shoulder.

Got.....
Hope you heal quickly.
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 08:12:18 PM »
OUCH . for your shoulder and your wallet. x-rays in new zealand are free :D
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 08:26:20 PM »
I'm looking at private health insurance now after this.
Seems like you can get great coverage at around $100 to $200 a month and a $500 deductible
Ive got so many damn things wrong with me like Type 1 diabetes cause im missing a pancreas
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 12:22:09 AM »
who took ur pancakes?
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 07:12:17 AM »
I ate my pancake, i was allergic to it :o
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Re: Oww Oww Oww
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 03:15:17 PM »
Quote from: [NotD] GoT_ShOt on September 13, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Maybe I will just tell people i wrecked my harley at sturgis.
or jumped in front of a train to save two puppies, and a kitten.

WTF!


 well the wrecked harley story wont fly without lots of road rash.....and trust me, the road rash from a harley compared to a schwinn is totally different...funny what an 80 mph slide will do to your skin, muscle and bones...lol
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